SERVE THE SERVANTS

    Teenage angst has paid off well
    Now I'm bored and old
    Self-Appointed judges judge
    More than they have sold

    If she floats than she is not
    A witch like we had thought
    A down payment on another
    One at salem's lot

    Serve the servants - Oh no
    That legendary divorce is such a bore

    As my bones grew they did hurt
    They hurt really bad
    I tried hard to have a father
    But instead I had a dad

    I just want you to know that I
    Don't hate you anymore
    there is nothing I could say
    that I haven't thought before

    Serve the servants - oh no
    That legendary divorce is such a bore

   SCENTLESS APPRENTICE

    Like most babies smell like butter
    his smell smelled like no other
    he was born scentless and senseless
    he was born a scentless apprentice

    Go away - get away, get away, get a-way
    every wet nurse refused to feed him
    electrolytes smell like semen

    I promise not to sell your perfumed secrets
    there are countless formulas for pressing flowers

    I lie in the soll and fertilize mushrooms
    Leaking out gas fumes are made into perfume

    You can't fire me because I quit
    Throw me in the fire and I won't throw a fit

  Heart-Shaped Box

    She eyes me like a pisces when I am weak
    I've been locked inside your Heart-Shaped box for a week
    I was drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
    I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn back

    Hey
    Wait
    I've got a new conplaint
    Forever in debt to your priceless advice
    Hate
    Haight
    I've got a new complaint
    Forever in debt to your prieless advice
    Hey
    Wait
    I've got a new complaint
    Forever in debt to your priceless advice

    Meat-eating orchids forgive no one just yet
    Cut myself angel's hair and baby's breath
    Broken hymen of your highness I'm left black
    Throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back

  RAPE ME
 

    Rape me, my friend
    Rape me again

    I'm not the only one
    Do it and do it Again

    Waste me
    Taste me, my friend

    My favorite inside source
    I'll kiss your open sores
    Appreciate your concern
    You'll always stink and burn

    It's so relieving to know that you're leaving as soon as you get paid
    It's so relaxing to hear you're asking wherever you get your way
    I's so soothing to know that you'll sue me, this is starting to

    In her false withness, we hope you're still with us, to see if they gloar

   DUMB

    I'm not like them
    But I can pretend
    The sun is gone
    But I have a light
    The day is done
    But I'm having fun

    I think I'm dumb
    or maybe just happy
    Think I'm just happy
    my heart is broke
    But I have some glue
    help me inhale
    And mend it with you
    We'll float around]
    And hang out on clouds
    Then we'll come down
    And I have a hangover...Have a hangover

    Skin the sun
    Falkl asleep
    Wish away
    The soul is cheap
    Lesson learned
    Wish me luck
    Soothe the burn
    Wake me up

    I'm not like them
    But I can pretend
    The sun is gone
    But I have a light
    The day is done
    But I'm having fun

    VERY APE

    I am buried up to my neck in
    Contradictionary lies
    I take pride as the kind of illiterature
    I'm very ape and very nice

    If you ever need anything please don't hesitate
    to ask someone else first
    I'm too busy acting like I'm not naive.
    I've seen it all I was here first

    Out of the ground
    Into the sky
    Out of the sky
    Into he firt

    MILK IT

    I am my own parasite
    I don't need a host to live
    We feed off of each other
    We can share our endorphns
    Doll steak, test meat

    I won my own pet virus
    I get to pet and name her
    Her milk is my shit
    My shit is her milk

    Doll steak, test meat
    Look on the bright side is suicide
    Lost eyesight I'm on your side
    Angel left wing, right wing, broken wing
    Lack of iron and/or sleeping
    Protector of the kennel
    Ecto-plasma
    Ecto-Skeletal
    Obituary birthday
    Your scent is still here in my place of recovery

   PENNYROYAL TEA

    I'm on my time with everyone
    I have very bad posture
    Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea
    Distill the life that's inside of me
    Sit and drink Pennyroyal tea
    I'm anemic royalty
    Give me a Leonard Cohen afterworld
    So I can sigh enternally
    I'm so tired I can't sleep
    I'm a liar and a thief

    Sit and drink pennyroyal Tea
    I'm anemic royalty
    I'm on warm milk and laxatives
    Cherry-flavored antacids

RADIO FRIENDLY UNIT SHIFTER

    Use just once and destroy
    Invasion of our piracy
    Afterbirth of a nation
    Starve without your skeleton key

    I love you for what I am not
    I do not want what I have got
    A blanket acne'ed with ciggarette burns
    Speak at once while taking turns
    Second-rate third defree burns
    What is wrong with me
    What is what I need
    What do I think I think
    This had nothing to do with what you think
    If you ever think at all
    Bi-polar opposites attract
    All of a sudden my water broke
    hate, hate your enemies
    Save, save your friends
    Find, find your place
    Speak, speak the truth

   TOURETTE'S

    Cufk, Tish, Sips

    Note from Michael Heacock:  Cufk, Tish, Sips are
    rearrangments of the words Fuck, Shit, and Piss

 ALL APOLOGIES

    What else should I be
    All apologies
    What else should I say
    Everyone is gay
    What else could I write
    I don't have the right
    What else should I be
    All apologies

    In the sun
    In the sun I feed as one
    In the sun
    In the sun
    I'm married
    buried
    I wish I was like you
    Easily amused
    Find my nest of salt
    Everything is my fault
    I'll take all the blame
    Aqur scafoam shame
    Sunburn with freezeburn
    Choking on the ashes of her enemy
    All in all we all are

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